Speechless African Jokes 2
A family in Nigeria was astonished to receive a U.S. coffin with the remains of his mother and sent her sister.
The small body was so tight in the coffin that her face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin they found a letter attached with a pin to the body of his mother saying,
Dear brothers and sisters, I send
your mother's remains for burial in Lagos. Sorry I can not go because the trip is very expensive. Inside the coffin you will find under the body of the breast, 12 and 12 cans of corn cooked. Divide it among yourselves.
In Mama's feet is a pair of Reeboks, the number 8 for Junior. There are 4 pairs of Reeboks under her head for Tunde's sons. Mama takes 6 Ralph Lauren shirts, one for Omo Roy and the others for my nephews. Mama is also wearing a dozen clips of Wonder brand, your choice, for compartáis among yourselves.
The two dozen briefs "Victoria Secret" that Mama is wearing the repartÃs between my cousins \u200b\u200band nephews. Also wearing Dockers 8 / Lukman, please stay one for you and the other for boys. The Swiss watch you asked me it's in his left wrist. Take it. Aunty Ronke
, Mama brings you asked me, earrings, rings and necklace, please take it. Also 6 pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among adolescents. I hope you like the colors.
Your dear sister, Nene
PS Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama's funeral. You can go to markets or Yaba ORIL to buy a cheap dress. If you may need something more than I could have tell me as soon forget that Uncle is not very good.
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