Sans bras, il joue du piano ("China's got talent")
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Thursday, August 19, 2010
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Sans bras, il joue du piano ("China's got talent")
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Friday, July 23, 2010
How Many Bars Are On The Oasis Of The Seas
Speechless African Jokes 2
A family in Nigeria was astonished to receive a U.S. coffin with the remains of his mother and sent her sister.
The small body was so tight in the coffin that her face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin they found a letter attached with a pin to the body of his mother saying,
Dear brothers and sisters, I send
your mother's remains for burial in Lagos. Sorry I can not go because the trip is very expensive. Inside the coffin you will find under the body of the breast, 12 and 12 cans of corn cooked. Divide it among yourselves.
In Mama's feet is a pair of Reeboks, the number 8 for Junior. There are 4 pairs of Reeboks under her head for Tunde's sons. Mama takes 6 Ralph Lauren shirts, one for Omo Roy and the others for my nephews. Mama is also wearing a dozen clips of Wonder brand, your choice, for compartáis among yourselves.
The two dozen briefs "Victoria Secret" that Mama is wearing the repartÃs between my cousins \u200b\u200band nephews. Also wearing Dockers 8 / Lukman, please stay one for you and the other for boys. The Swiss watch you asked me it's in his left wrist. Take it. Aunty Ronke
, Mama brings you asked me, earrings, rings and necklace, please take it. Also 6 pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among adolescents. I hope you like the colors.
Your dear sister, Nene
PS Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama's funeral. You can go to markets or Yaba ORIL to buy a cheap dress. If you may need something more than I could have tell me as soon forget that Uncle is not very good. 
A family in Nigeria was astonished to receive a U.S. coffin with the remains of his mother and sent her sister.
The small body was so tight in the coffin that her face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin they found a letter attached with a pin to the body of his mother saying,
Dear brothers and sisters, I send
your mother's remains for burial in Lagos. Sorry I can not go because the trip is very expensive. Inside the coffin you will find under the body of the breast, 12 and 12 cans of corn cooked. Divide it among yourselves.
In Mama's feet is a pair of Reeboks, the number 8 for Junior. There are 4 pairs of Reeboks under her head for Tunde's sons. Mama takes 6 Ralph Lauren shirts, one for Omo Roy and the others for my nephews. Mama is also wearing a dozen clips of Wonder brand, your choice, for compartáis among yourselves.
The two dozen briefs "Victoria Secret" that Mama is wearing the repartÃs between my cousins \u200b\u200band nephews. Also wearing Dockers 8 / Lukman, please stay one for you and the other for boys. The Swiss watch you asked me it's in his left wrist. Take it. Aunty Ronke
, Mama brings you asked me, earrings, rings and necklace, please take it. Also 6 pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among adolescents. I hope you like the colors.
Your dear sister, Nene
PS Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama's funeral. You can go to markets or Yaba ORIL to buy a cheap dress. If you may need something more than I could have tell me as soon forget that Uncle is not very good.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Why Does Pyrex Disappear In Oil
African Jokes
A serious article about politics from an African country I have just read the author analyzes the role that humor and jokes in the population have to face the harsh reality they live. I find it significant and also very universal and used in all cultures. Here are a couple of them.
Policy
A little boy asks his father: "Papa, what is" politics of the country?, What the father says. "Look I'll tell you, I am the father of the family so you can call me President.
Your mother is the administrator money and we can call it Government.
You are the people and for that I care about. The nanny is the working class and the baby your little brother, call him the Future. Now think about all this and see if it makes sense. "
That night in bed thinking about what the child had told his father when he heard mourn the baby. Was to look at it and realized that the diaper was all dirty with feces. He went to the parents room and saw his mother alone in bed asleep. As we do not want to wake went to the girl's room and find the door locked, look through the keyhole and saw his father in bed with her so tired and turned to bed.
The next morning the boy told his father he knew what it meant "the country's politics." The father was glad, and I encourage you to tell him what he thought. The boy replied because I think it is "The President is screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep. People are ignored and the Future is in dipped in shit."
papers
A man driving to his home in Lagos at two am I reach a checkpoint by police. A policeman stopped him and ordered all his papers (insurance, driving license, identity, etc) that man give in full. The police then asked for his birth certificate, baptismal, school diploma .. The man handed it all by saying, "any document that I ask here I have them all." To which the police stopped her saying, "Who says you do not have your papers?". So in frustration I hit the car's wheels with the foot and were in perfect condition and not finding anything that may fine you said, "you'll be fine to go alone in the car at this time because if you have an accident" who will go to tell your family?
The man (presumably a Christian) answered: "I'm not alone. Jesus is with me and the Angel Gabriel and Rafael, and five more accompany me. " Then the policeman replied: "Well, then fined for bringing the car overloaded with people."! 
A serious article about politics from an African country I have just read the author analyzes the role that humor and jokes in the population have to face the harsh reality they live. I find it significant and also very universal and used in all cultures. Here are a couple of them.
Policy
A little boy asks his father: "Papa, what is" politics of the country?, What the father says. "Look I'll tell you, I am the father of the family so you can call me President.
Your mother is the administrator money and we can call it Government.
You are the people and for that I care about. The nanny is the working class and the baby your little brother, call him the Future. Now think about all this and see if it makes sense. "
That night in bed thinking about what the child had told his father when he heard mourn the baby. Was to look at it and realized that the diaper was all dirty with feces. He went to the parents room and saw his mother alone in bed asleep. As we do not want to wake went to the girl's room and find the door locked, look through the keyhole and saw his father in bed with her so tired and turned to bed.
The next morning the boy told his father he knew what it meant "the country's politics." The father was glad, and I encourage you to tell him what he thought. The boy replied because I think it is "The President is screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep. People are ignored and the Future is in dipped in shit."
papers
A man driving to his home in Lagos at two am I reach a checkpoint by police. A policeman stopped him and ordered all his papers (insurance, driving license, identity, etc) that man give in full. The police then asked for his birth certificate, baptismal, school diploma .. The man handed it all by saying, "any document that I ask here I have them all." To which the police stopped her saying, "Who says you do not have your papers?". So in frustration I hit the car's wheels with the foot and were in perfect condition and not finding anything that may fine you said, "you'll be fine to go alone in the car at this time because if you have an accident" who will go to tell your family?
The man (presumably a Christian) answered: "I'm not alone. Jesus is with me and the Angel Gabriel and Rafael, and five more accompany me. " Then the policeman replied: "Well, then fined for bringing the car overloaded with people."!
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
How To Make A Football Pool Chart
A woman has given birth to a stone in Malawi.
GC Servic Album
This is the news that left everyone with their mouth open in Malawi and all who listen. So far we have heard many things in the area of \u200b\u200bmotherhood: women who give birth to a very elderly, who are 6 and up to 8 births than once but had never heard of someone with a rock instead of a baby.
The news is back in newspapers because the woman is now again pregnant and doctors are still investigating how it was possible to mess the stone into the uterus or is in fact what happened .. Now they are all more interested in the next birth What do you think?.
appears that the woman had had a series of preliminary abortions when she gave birth to the rock that makes me think that for her and all African women to conceive is as essential as breathing. Their status in society and their place in the family depends on its ability to engender life.
But a stone? 
GC Servic Album
This is the news that left everyone with their mouth open in Malawi and all who listen. So far we have heard many things in the area of \u200b\u200bmotherhood: women who give birth to a very elderly, who are 6 and up to 8 births than once but had never heard of someone with a rock instead of a baby.
The news is back in newspapers because the woman is now again pregnant and doctors are still investigating how it was possible to mess the stone into the uterus or is in fact what happened .. Now they are all more interested in the next birth What do you think?.
appears that the woman had had a series of preliminary abortions when she gave birth to the rock that makes me think that for her and all African women to conceive is as essential as breathing. Their status in society and their place in the family depends on its ability to engender life.
But a stone?
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